there’s this drug dealer around my city somewhere and apparently he asks for your ID so you can prove that you’re 18 before he sells you drugs as if that somehow makes it less illegal
i only accept apologies in cash
What has John Watson been up to?
Favorite Animated Couples
↳Anastasia (1997) - Anastasia + Dimitri
Jennifer Lawrence at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
“Run. Eat. Drink. Eat More. Don’t throw up. Instead, take a piss. Then take a crap. Wipe your butt. Make a phone call. Open a door. Ride your bike. Ride in a car. Ride in a subway. Talk. Talk to people. Read. Read maps. Make maps. Make art. Talk about your art. Sell your art. Take a test. Get into a school. Celebrate. Have a party. Write a thank-you note to someone. Huge your mom. Kiss your dad. Kiss your little sister. Make out with Noelle. Make out with her more. Touch her. Hold her hand. Take her out somewhere. Meet her friends. Run down a street with her. Take her on a picnic. Eat with her. See a movie with her. See a movie with Aaron. Heck, see a movie with Nia, once you’re cool with her. Get cool with more people. Drink coffee in little coffee-drinking places. Tell people your story. Volunteer. Go back to Six North. Walk in as a volunteer and say hi to everyone who waited on you as a patient. Help people. Help people like Bobby. Get people books and music that they want when they’re in there. Help people like Muqtada. Show them how to draw. Draw more. Try drawing a landscape. Try drawing a person. Try drawing a naked person. Try drawing Noelle naked. Travel. Fly. Swim. Meet. Love. Dance. Win. Smile. Laugh. Hold. Walk. Skip. Okay, its gay, whatever, skip. Ski. Sled. Play basketball. Jog. Run. Run. Run. Run home. Run home and enjoy. Enjoy. Take these verbs and enjoy them. They’re yours, Craig. You deserve them because you chose them. You could have left them all behind but you chose to stay here. So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.
-Ned Vizzini "It’s Kind Of A Funny Story"
RIP Ned. Take it easy. find your peace. We’ll find ours because of your words, we promise.
how do i lose 10 pounds by tomorrow
Sometimes I forget how awful I am, but then it hits me like a truck and knocks the wind out of me.
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
being addicted to british tv shows is so annoying because you watch 3 episodes and then wait 2 years